Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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