Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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