Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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