no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I need a beard to bite.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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