that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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