how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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