Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I smell stomach acid.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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