How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we're making bets on your personal life
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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