I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
A bitchslap is in order.
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