You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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