Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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