so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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