On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The power of my boobs compel you
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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