The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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