There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
im holly from the hills drunk
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
