I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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