I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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