Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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