can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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