it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
