he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We talked him into tasing himself.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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