Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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