Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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