I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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