You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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