what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
