What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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