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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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