do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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