I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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