i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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