they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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