first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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