Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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