Only a mothe r could love this liver
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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