I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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