so that wasnt chicken after all
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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