They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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