she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he thought i was a dude.
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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