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he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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