you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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