Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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