.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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