he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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