Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we're making bets on your personal life
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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