and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
