He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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