He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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