why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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