I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you would pick up someone in the library
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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