I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need to calm my uterus...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
